Enlightening Mens Wallets

You know, there’s no accounting for taste sometimes. There were these older gentlemen in the locker room at the gym the other day; hanging out, sort of literally, and just chatting it up. And I swear to God, this grandpa pulled out a wallet that just smelled completely and utterly… rank. Like soiled socks and underwear, mixed in with his fresh sweat from the treadmill. It was just God awful, and this was in a mens locker room mind you. Anyway, I found out why it smelled so sour, so foul: it was made of some old canvas sort of material. It just was like a sponge for bacteria. I suggested tot the guy that he look into a few of these “modern” mens wallets that they sell online, and flipped to a webpage that sold a few of these things on my phone. He was a little enlightened about the whole thing. I mean, really now.